I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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