Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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