Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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