So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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