remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
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just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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