ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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