I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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