in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
You are the jesus of drinking
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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