check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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