I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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