David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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