He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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