Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
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Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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