mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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