What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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