i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
