you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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