So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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