Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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