i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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