Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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