sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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