butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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