just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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