But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
one might say we're banned from that church
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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