that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
