Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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