he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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