I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
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It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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