Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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