Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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