just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
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so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
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Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
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