I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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