How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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