You surviving the open bar?
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Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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