Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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