On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Randomize
