I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We left an ass print on the piano.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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