she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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