I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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