Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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