Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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