If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
i out mim tonsoeep
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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