Tell her she can't have a vagina
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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