The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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