wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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