Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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