The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
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Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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