It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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