Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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