normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
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Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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