Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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