Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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