Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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