Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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