what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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